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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,999thLargest Retail Industry: 5,627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,299th
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Noahs Thirty-second Country

Population6.444 billion

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Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of Noahs Thirty-second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.444 billion Noahs Thirty-second Countryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Noahs Thirty-second Countryian economy, worth 937 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,510 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noahs Thirty-second Country's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noahs Thirty-second Country is ranked 83,136th in the world and 484th in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.44 billion capita.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,999thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 5,627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,299thMost Devout: 6,633rdNudest: 8,603rdRudest Citizens: 9,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,905thMost Cultured: 9,919thFattest Citizens: 10,561stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 16,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,518thLargest Black Market: 20,461stLargest Governments: 23,244thHighest Average Incomes: 24,053rdMost Developed: 24,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,876thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,342nd
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Most Average: 58th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 255th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Thirty-second Country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Developed.
  • : Noahs Thirty-second Country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Noahs Thirty-second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Thirty-second Country, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Noahs Thirty-second Country City's water use.

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